Where in the Hellz have I been?!

All 5 of you that look at this once a month must be so worried. Is Vis still in Hwood? Rest assured that 2010 is the year where you can expect me to update this at least 6 times every 8 months. Anyways, I will leave you with one thought.

Why can't life just be filled with rooms where diamonds seem to float motionless around you, where people are dancing crazy addictive dances in silly outfits, and there are giant googlie eyes on every man, woman and child? I'm just looking for a world were you can roll up draggin a polar bear's fur complete with the head and light some crazy golden jawed guy on fire and then lay next to his charred bones smoking a cig wearing a sparkin bra. Ok? I guess I'm just a dreamer.