Poor Lilo

Lils looks upset. I'm guessing its because she got stuck with the green ring pop. What flavor is that? Apple? Thats the worst freakin one. Where is the cherry one at? But hey its good to see that giant candy rings are in fashion right now. Lets do this.

Bullock Knows Best

Looks like Ry is trading in an engagement ring from Sandy for a magical green ring from a crazy lil alien. To be honest I don't know anything about the Green Lantern but the moral of this story is if you want to be in the next summer blockbuster you better hope Sandy B proposes to you in your next movie. Just sayin.

RIP MJ

Rest in Peace MJ...wait...that's Corey Feldman! At MJ's memorial dressed like MJ! You know what, I think old C Feld is on to something here. I don't get why more people don't dress like the people they are mourning the loss of. It is the ultimate tribute. I think it would be super neat if everyone at my funeral was dressed in iconic outfits from my life. Think about it.

Mikey Bay has gotta crush or something

Mikey Bay's version of an audition is to get his starlets to lather up and wash his frickin car, so I hear. Good one brah. PS. It seems like everyone is just trying to give Meg Fox a rose these days. What's her deal? She is just rejecting them with the most sour puss look on her face.